I have a really hot waiter.
Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
(Source: racingbarakarts, via demon-with-a-gun)
Many Ladies wear it this way
(Source: rhaenys-targaryenn, via pennyhearts)
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
" We’re not the same person we were a year ago, a month ago, or a week ago. We’re constantly changing. Experiences don’t stop. That’s life. "
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason